In a shocking turn of events, the San Andreas State Attorney’s Office has officially dismissed all charges of Obstruction of Justice against Deputy Adam Thornhill.…
Posts published in November 2024
Beloved Community Member Willow Moonflower Faces SAHP’s Bizarre Accusations; Reede to Deliver a Legal Smackdown Buckle up, San Andreas, because the San Andreas Highway Patrol…
BLAINE COUNTY – It’s not every day you see a law enforcement officer slap cuffs on a fellow deputy, but here we are. Deputy Adam…
SANDY SHORES, SA—In what can only be described as a miraculous twist of fate, the once-chaotic streets of Sandy Shores became the unlikely stage for…
SAN ANDREAS ─ In what can only be described as a blockbuster action movie (minus the special effects budget), the San Andreas Highway Patrol (SAHP)…
Today, as homes fill with the aroma of roasted turkey and laughter echoes through dining rooms across the state, we at Weazel News want to…
In a groundbreaking development that’s set to shake up the digital landscape, the popular platforms ShareIt, TikTrend, and Catiter have announced their upcoming merger into…
SAN ANDREAS – The usually sun-soaked streets of San Andreas might be blanketed in something other than ShareIt filters this weekend. According to “safety superhero”…
LOS SANTOS – In what can only be described as a masterclass in how not to escape the law, a suspect who stole a truck…
SAN ANDREAS – Residents across the state are buzzing with excitement and skepticism as weather experts predict snowfall in next week’s forecast. Yes, you read…