BREAKING NEWS: SAHP Breaks Another Law!

By Chip Wiggletop on December 8, 2024

🚨 Breaking News: SAHP Supervisor Trooper Israel Simmons just pulled someone over for not wearing a helmet—a law that was repealed earlier today. 🙄 Way to go, SAHP, you’re making our job at Weazel News way too easy. Stay tuned for the full story! #SAHPFail #BreakingTheLaw

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Chip Wiggletop

Chip Wiggletop is Weazel News' self-proclaimed “investigative extraordinaire” with a nose for drama and a knack for turning the mundane into the magnificent. Known for his unapologetic sarcasm and questionable metaphors, Chip has a unique ability to turn even the smallest incident into front-page hilarity. A graduate of the University of Vinewood’s School of Journalism (allegedly), Chip is rumored to have once mistaken a pigeon for a breaking news story. When he's not chasing headlines, you can find him sipping suspiciously large cups of coffee and “networking” at local taco stands. “News is my passion. Chaos is my specialty.” – Chip Wiggletop

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