Los Santos, San Andreas / April 14, 2025 – In a courtroom drama that could double as a linguistics riddle, juror Grammar Nomenclature—not merely a term for nouns and verbs, but the man himself—has been charged with felony contempt of court. The San Andreas Justice Department’s judicial charging order, filed under Penal Code §300.15, accuses Nomenclature of turning a jury deliberation into a disorderly fiasco that left judicial decorum in tatters.
The court’s scathing report details Nomenclature’s defiance, stating he “explicitly refused to comply” with the bailiff’s repeated orders to remain seated, instead wandering the deliberation room like a misplaced pronoun. His disruptions were relentless, as the order notes he “interrupted speakers and disregarded the structured process,” lobbing opinionated remarks that derailed the jury’s focus. Bias reared its head when Nomenclature declared, “I would rather have him walk free and not go to jail,” a comment the court flagged as prejudicial and unfit for an impartial juror.
Tensions spiked as Nomenclature’s behavior turned hostile. The release describes how he “was observed raising his voice, speaking over others, and addressing participants in a demeaning and confrontational manner.” His chaotic crescendo came as he was escorted out, unleashing “a loud and disruptive outburst in the courtroom,” a parting shot at the court’s dignity.
Chief Judge Beralta issued a stern statement, underscoring the gravity of the situation: “As Chief Judge of San Andreas, I can confirm that the Court has formally charged Grammar Nomenclature with Contempt of Court, in violation of Section 300.15 of the San Andreas Penal Code. The decision to file this charge follows a review of the defendant’s conduct during official court proceedings, which was found to meet the legal threshold for contemptuous behavior under Chapter 3: Crimes Against Public Justice. The integrity of the courtroom is essential to the fair administration of justice. When an individual willfully disrespects the court, disrupts proceedings, or obstructs the judicial process, the Court is not only empowered—but obligated—to respond accordingly. This charge reflects the seriousness with which we uphold the dignity and authority of our legal system. We remain committed to transparency, judicial independence, and the rule of law. Further details will be made available through official channels as appropriate.”
The court classified the charge as a felony, reflecting the severity of Nomenclature’s actions. He now faces 30 minutes in Bolingbroke State Penitentiary, with no bail granted. Legal experts warn that such disruptions threaten public trust in San Andreas’ justice system, sparking debate about juror conduct. Grammar Nomenclature, the juror whose name promised structure but delivered bedlam, awaits his next chapter, leaving Los Santos to grapple with the echoes of his courtroom chaos.
